Sa puso nyo….

Sa dami na ng nabiktima ko, napag-isipan kong idocu ang ilan sa mga significant na eksena.
Magsisimula tayo sa first day at work after kong magkasakit…

Jojo : whooooooooo! Harvey sa wakas nakapasok ka na din
Me : Oo nga eh. Nga pala, nakita kita ah.
Jojo : San?
Me : Sa puso mo. Ho ho ho
Jojo : Tarantadu! haha! Welcome back tol!
* Apir! *

Audrey : Uyy! Harvey! Musta ka na?
Me : Eto ayos na, pwede na magcalls ulet, nga pala, nakita kita nung isang araw ah.
Audrey : San?
Me : Sa puso mo. ho ho ho
Audrey : Putangina mo!
* Hampas! *

TJ : Harvey! Musta? anung nangyari sa ‘yo?
Me : Ayun tinamaan ng magaling, tinrangkaso ako eh, nagstart nung sabado (nagdadalawang isip kung isasama si boss sa mga biktima)
TJ : Ngak, pati si meshyr eh.
Me : Talaga? whoa, wawa naman LMP, dun ako sa anu nagpacheck-up eh.
TJ : San?
Me : Sa puso mo. ho ho ho
TJ : Teng-ineng-yeeeeeeeeeeen

Mike A : Harveeeeey, wazzzzzzzzzzup?
Me : wala naman, na-check nyo na ba ni dax yung apartment sa may ahsgdkhas?
Mike A : Saan? (hipat ng yosi)
Me : Sa puso mo. ho ho ho
Mike A : Pu-hak!-tang-hak!-hina mo!

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About delamorte

Eherm... A boy with a soiled face who's spent 23 pathetic years trying to make a difference... An old man trying to talk his way out of his own cage... And the Seer who's trying to poise these two alter egos' rage... You won't find anything interesting enough in me to ask about my real life facts. Trust me, things will get more and more boring once you take that path. Disclaimer : These are just random rants and stories cooked-up out of boredom and prolonged stages of catatonia. Please feel free to troll/criticize my works, i am but a poor soul trying to find my way out of this miserable phase some of you call life, your critiques shall serve as my guiding light.
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One Response to Sa puso nyo….

  1. dax_pothead says:

    Hahaha. .. taenang punchline na kasi na yan eh! = )

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